Score: 0

"You sure are bitter."

submission: A Tea Party...

date: April 7, 2008

I honestly don't know what's your problem. I prevented some shitty flash from getting an award, so what? I'm glad I prevented that flash from getting an award. It was absolute crap. In retaliation, you created this. This is the best your could do? A hate flash with some fat kid that's supposed to resemble me having a tea party with stuffed animals? What a load of crap. The only real redeeming qualities are the animation and the sound. Other then that, it's horrible.

In tradition with many of the shitty NG flash movies out there, you had to include a cartoon penis. How the fuck are cartoon penises supposed to be funny? It's the type of shit you'd expect a typical 13 year old NG user to find hilarious. You're just as bad as them. Sure, you don't go gaga over the latest Alvin Earthworm flash but you got so angry over something so insignificant on something that took place on Newgrounds that you created this. How are you any better than them? You're so hateful over nothing that you want me to die and to destroy my soul. This may sound ironic coming from someone such as myself but get a fucking life.

Just so this review doesn't get removed by M-bot, I guess I better comment on some other things. The art is above decent but it's all laggy. There's barely any animation and the character animation could use a serious increase in frames per second. Style? The style sucks. The sound is decent but it's nothing really memorable. The writing is terrible, the flash lacks entertainment value, and just because I'm a douchebag, I'm giving the overall score a 0 making the other scores I gave completely worthless.

-W.A.C. "You're just as bad as them."

Graphics: 5 Style: 2 Sound: 5 Writing: 0 Entertainment Value: 0 Overall: 0

Score: 2

"Where do I begin?"

submission: Robot Frogs

date: April 1, 2008

First of all, while some of the character animation looks fine, the rest of the graphics are kinda lousy. Not only that but there was such a lack of animation that it definitely hurts the overall score for graphics. There's a little style to the flash but overall, the art lacks any real form of kick that could've seriously improved this short. The music chosen for the flash is unique but nothing special. The writing is not only poorly done but it has an unfinished feel to it. As for entertainment value, this flash is so short and so uninteresting that it gets a well deserved 1. I know not much effort was put into this piece but it's so short that it doesn't even feel like a finished creation. The potential is there, it just isn't being used. Next time, try to put more effort into the work you guys create.

Graphics: 5 Style: 2 Sound: 5 Writing: 0 Entertainment Value: 1 Overall: 2

-W.A.C. "The potential is there, it just isn't being used."

Score: 10

"Everybody! Move your feet and feel united! Ohohoh!"

submission: - Move Your Feet -

date: January 3, 2008

Catchy music, dancing food, and it even has a Daft Punk cameo. This flash movie has everything and I love every second of it. It's a shame there isn't more sprite movies on Newgrounds that are completely made from scratch because there's loads of potential in the sprite movie genre.

The graphics are terrific. All the sprite art is costume made and it all runs very smoothly. I don't really have any criticisms for it's graphics other than "the graphics aren't good enough for a ten." I'm rarely willing to give a ten out in the graphics department so a 9 from me is pretty good.

Style gets a 10 because this flash has loads of style. Sound gets a 9 for using good catchy music plus it gets bonus points for using a Daft Punk sound loop from a great live track.

Writing gets a "N/A" since there really isn't a plot to the flash movie although a plot would've been rather unnecessary. It's well structured as a happygolucky music video and that's good enough for me.

Entertainment value gets a 10. I haven't watched a flash movie this addictive since The YuYu came out. It's overall score receives a well deserved 10. This is my favorite flash from you yet rtil and I look forward to your future work.

-W.A.C. "This flash movie has everything and I love every second of it."

Graphics: 9 Style: 10 Sound: 9 Writing: N/A Entertainment Value: 10 Overall: 10

Score: 6

"What a disappointment."

submission: One Piece music video

date: October 12, 2005

While going through your work, I noticed this flash. I start watching it having a nice enjoying your movie then it gets cut. Why would you submit unfinished work to Newgrounds? I was really enjoying this as well. Then I go to your DeviantArt account hoping it's finished there but no finished flash movie. It was just the same unfinished movie cut short. What a shame to. This could have really been something.

The graphics were great. The style was awesome. The music in the flash movie was entertaining. There's a little violence in the begaining that shows a little blood. It was somewhat funny in an entertaning way watching this. Overall, this could have been something great if you just fiinished this. :(

-W.A.C. "Overall, this could have been something great if you just fiinished this."

Score: 5

"Mediocre but better."

submission: Sonic Supreme Trailer V2

date: August 31, 2005

As much as I hate to say this, you’re getting better. This flash compared to your old trailer is a huge improvement. For once, the graphics look like graphics instead of some poorly done half-arsed(if even that) job of graphics of the old trailer. The graphics while nothing special, it is slightly above average in graphics so it gets a 6. The style is ok. Nothing great or special when it comes to style, it's all been done before. The sound is meh. Nothing special when it comes to sound, it's just boring sound without much character. Violence gets a 1? Nothing really that violent when it comes to this flash. Interactivity gets a 1 for a play button? Humor gets a 0 for not really a flash of humor at all. The old ones were because they were so crappy that you could laugh at them. Overall it's mediocre but I'm glad you've improved over your really crappy old trailer. Too bad you removed the old trailer from Newgrounds. Now I lost one of my hard worked reviews and people can't see how much of a difference comparing your old work to this resent work on howm uch you've improved.

Score: 3

"*sighs*"

submission: Sonic Supreme Intro

date: August 25, 2005

I remember watching the trailer under judgment and giving you a review that proved you can't take critism. You claimed that “Don't say anything is crap unless you can prove it by doing your own movies.“ Guess what, that’s bull crap. If a user writes a review speaking their own opinion on how crappy a flash was, they can say darn right say what the crap they want. Newgrounds was made for the community not just the animators. If a user writes a truly retarded review with no sense in it at all breaking the rules, then click the lil abuse button for break NG rules. There is nothing agenst the rules for writing hard reviews insulting crappy flashes. You’re an idiot. Just because I can't work flash or make flash movies doesn't mean I don't have the right to review one of your poor flash movies and give it a low score. Face it. You suck at flash. The only thing good you've done with flash was convince a bunch of artist who's much better then you to go with your collab. Your callob was a success but the worst animator in the collab was you. Your flash skills are pure crap. This flash right here is a good example. Since you can't draw worth a crap in flash(neither can I mind you). You went with a poorly done sprite movie and just changed the character sprites from good looking sprites to ugly looking colorovers.

Let's get down to business. The graphics are below average. The style is a poor 2. Sound gets a 4 for picking a crappy sonic song from Sonic Heroes. Violence gets a 1 for I dunno, craptastic explosions? Interactivity gets a 1 for a play button? Humor gets an 8 for how laughable the flash is. Good day to you and have a craptastic flash making!

W.A.C. “Have a craptastic flash making!”

Score: 5

"Well... At least you've improved!"

submission: Merry Kirby Christmas

date: July 29, 2005

I remember watching this back like the day after it came out thinking you have potential but your not near there yet at the time. Now your one of those flash artist that's in collabs with scores of 4.26.

This flash it self isn't very good. The graphics seemed rushed at times and at one seen that floor looks like crap! A 5 for graphics. The style is mediocre. Thank god you've improved. Sound gets a 6 for well, I guess the music. :/ There's no violence which makes me wonder, why do we even rate violence in these flash movies? There's basically no interactivity in the flash I guess so a 0 for interactivity. Humor gets a 3 for stale humor. It overall gets a 5/10. I've said it once and I'll say it again. I'm not an easy critic. Btw one that last review, I ment stale not sail. xD

-Mr. W.A.C. "and at one seen that floor looks like crap!"

Score: 6

"Not bad nor great."

submission: "Megaman" (1/3) -Short-

date: July 29, 2005

Well, I didn't really like the flash but however, after watching this flash movie, it must have been you who was the secret artist that did the little animation for that "Little Less Conversation" Collab in the credits. That guy that's behind the couch is Wonchop right?

I dunno about the flash movie though. The humor was sail. The graphics were above average but not great. There really wasn't must style. The sound was perhaps the strongest part of the flash with the good sound effects and the solid voice work. Humor got a 3 for crappy potty humor and overall crappy humor. It overall gets a 6 out of 10. I’m not an easy critic.

-Mr. W.A.C. "Don't mess with me."

Score: 2

"I won't vote low because it is "ever so hard"..."

submission: Super Mario Revived

date: June 30, 2005

I'll vote low because it's crap. My god, this game is so buggy. That graphics are average. The style is crap. The sound doesn't work half the time but when it does, it's ok but the sound bugs are laughable. It'll start then start then stop ect. That's no excuse. I love how when you jump on an enemy that you'll either die because the game is crap or they'll just some how disappear because the game is crap. The controls are horrid in response so I'll give this a 1 in Interactivity. Humor gets a 10 because I couldn't stop LMAO while playing this peace of crap. The last boss was so poorly made it was laughable as well. Overall, don't waste my time with this crap.

-Mr. W.A.C. "That was horrable!"

Score: 8

"I missed it when you made your Clock flashes but.."

submission: Let it Snow!

date: May 27, 2005

I missed it when you made your Clock Crew flashes but your newer work makes up for it. ;) I have to say though that there are a ton of clocks in the Clock Crew that claimed they were good artist out there that in my option were total crap yet you were one of the few people out there that made Clock Crew flashes I actually liked. Heck, I hate a ton of the flashes from the Clock Crew yet you one of the few or heck, ONLY clock that could make Clock Crew flashes that I liked. I remembered the first Clock Crew flash I ever watched was your “Whatever!” and that was a fun yet entertaining flash. I missed it when you made your Clock Crew flashes because they were fun yet entertaining. ;) Btw Tommy LM aka PillowClock, why did you stop making your Clock Crew flashes? Did you feel you needed to move on into new territory with resent flashes such as The Breakfast Club and Island Invasion or did you get sick of the Clock Crew? I also wonder why you didn't get an award for this flash that day and how it never got front page. :/ Then again, so far Island Invasion hasn't gotten front page as well for some unknown reason. :/ Some things I'll never understand about Newgrounds when it comes to front page such as how “Sonic X Chaotic Battle” never got front page when they were Weekly Users' Choice for that week. :/ Anyways, I wish you'd make a Clock Crew flash again sometime like once in a while for say fun. ;) Graphics get an 8 for while not being as detailed as flashes like “There She is!!!”, “Prowlies at the River”, or say your latest flash, “Island Invasion”, “Let it Snow!” features some pretty smooth and well animated character design with a solid frame rate and likeable clocks. ;) Style gets a 9 for having both the music and graphics go very well together yet overall having a good sense of style when it comes to the flash. ;) Music gets a 9 for transferring the Dean Marten’s Let it Snow very well with no hitches or other sound bugs and as well for picking a likeable song. ;) Violence gets a 0 for pretty much not having any violence. It’s a pretty overall clean flash. Interactivity gets a 1 for basically not having anything really interactive except for the play button. Humor gets a 3 for well not really intended to be a funny flash but more of a Clock Crew flash that made you happy and entertained. The flash overall gets an 8/10 or if I could, 8.5/10 from me and I wish good luck on your new site as well. ;) Also, note to the user Redrat200 for giving this well made flash a 0/10 just because it’s a Clock Crew flash, get a life. :P –Mr. W.A.C. "Good luck in the future Tommy LM"